important dancing information

One day, I went with my brother to see Robert Harvey and his band from the UK, The Music. We got to the club early and there were only 10 people waiting outside next to their giant tour bus. Shocked, we got in the back of the line. After maybe 2 minutes, the tour bus door sprung open and out popped a little short man with curly hair. He started looking under the bus in the luggage bin. My brother spun around and whispered "That's him! That's Robert Harvey!" "Noo... couldn't be! Are you sure?" said I, full of doubt. "I'm gonna go say hi!" said my brother and he jungle-stepped over. After about 20 seconds of wh-wh-wh-what's-going-on-here Kevin Allison-style delay, I too tip-toe'd closer. He and my brother were having a perfectly normal conversation, but about 15 feet away I got cold feet so instead of walking up like a normal person I stood kind of in back of my brother about 5 feet and just stared at poor Robert. Noticing me awkwardly standing there, Robert stopped mid-sentence and bent his head sideways to see around my brother and said in his little UK accent "Hello there!" and did a mini-wave. All I could manage to spit out was "hi" and I shuffled around a bit.

At any rate, Robert is one of the greatest dancers ever. Here is a step-by-step technique for doing Robert's signature move the Octopus Dance !!!